Militias declare war on soccer in battle for Somalia's youth

Football. The global game. Basking in the glory of another little bit dull really successful World Cup. Everyone's slapping each other's backs in the corridors of power. And yet, on the same continent, only a few hundred miles away, the game is seen a "satanic act that corrupts Muslims".

Let's see you dine out on this one, Sepp. You Bellend.