"What letter does socialism start with ? - "S"
"What letter does Satan start with ? - "S"
"What letter does sodomy start with ? - "S"
What letter does soccer start with ? - I'm going to give you a great big guess on this ? - It's "S"
Do you think this is some kind of coincidence or something ? Do you really honestly think that because it ain't. It ain't at all. Soccer is against God."