Of Socialism, Sodomy, Satan. And Soccer

"What letter does socialism start with ? - "S"

"What letter does Satan start with ? - "S"

"What letter does sodomy start with ? - "S"

What letter does soccer start with ? -  I'm going to give you a great big guess on this ? - It's "S"

Do you think this is some kind of coincidence or something ? Do you really honestly think that because it ain't. It ain't at all. Soccer is against God."

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Fun and games with a linesman

I would merrily sell my grandmother to guarantee this happening at a game I was in attendance at.

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Vuvuzelas banned from Whyteleafe

And so it starts. I don't foresee vuvuzelas being a big problem for British football, but what do I know? In a pre-emptive strike, the good folk of Ryman League club Whytleafe have decided to ban vuvuzelas from their clubhouse during the World Cup, and from their Church Road ground for all future fixtures.

Unneeded in my view. Can't help thinking that those who wish to bring them to a game will be rounded on by the more numerous grumpy old men.

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Scousers

"We've had a great night, everyone's enjoyed themselves"

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Maradona's Gone Nuts

Alright, so maybe the fact that Argentina's manager is a little bit off  kilter isn't news. But in what way can this be beneficial to team morale?



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The Worst Freekick Ever

The worst freekick ever. Unless you know better.

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