This will shock you, but the following has nothing to do with football. Nothing to do groundhopping. And nothing to do poorly-styled rock bands from the late 80's and early 90's.
Instead, this is grown-ups laughing at people with exotic names.
There is a blog at Name Of The Year and I would urge you all to subscribe to it. If you like the idea of this, there is a voting form to be downloaded from the aforementioned blog.
Enjoy (if you can get passed the wind on the effects microphone)
Name Of The Year committee meeting