My Polish colleague advises me that today is Fat Thursday, a Polish tradition marking the start of Lent. Or something. I wasn't really paying attention.
Anyway, it means we get to eat doughnuts all day. Or farworki if you're going to get all fundamentalist about.And I'm sure all right-thinking citizens can agree that, whatever ills you may think have befallen our nation since the Eastern European influx (for the record, the right answer here is : absolutely none. In case you were stuck) a tradition such as this is one we should all
I'm off to Greggs...