Showing posts with label goalkeeper. Show all posts
Showing posts with label goalkeeper. Show all posts

Goalkeepers Are.... Riding Invisible Ferrets?

Now then Mr van der Sar, this is how you celebrate your team going five-nil up. Never mind seven.


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Not John

Goalkeepers Are Idiots

Rain + inadequate lighting + standard goalkeeping idiocy =



Cheeky backheel to Dirty Tackle
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Goalkeepers Are Still Idiots

I've given up counting now.



First seen on Who Ate All The Pies
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Goalkeepers Are Idiots Pt.539

This is beginning to appear as something of a vendetta. If you're reading this, and you are a goalkeeper, well done, I assure you nothing is further from the truth.

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Goalkeepers Are Idiots. Pt 3. Or maybe 4, I forget. Sorry

Another in our seemingly burgeoning inventory

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Advice For All Goalkeepers

Keep your wits about you at all times. Especially in the third minute of added time when you are 3-2 up

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