Alan Shearer, and some awful photoshopping

Those who know me know that I have very little time for Alan Shearer. Ever since he absolutely did not kick Neil Lennon in the head, and then absolutely did not threaten to quit playing for England.

So, imagine how pleased shocked I was to see him acting like an arse on national televison.



The continuing popularity of The One Show, and Adrian Chiles' beard, are matters for another discussion