Moving On

Dear Blogger,

I'm terribly sorry I had to do this through a letter, it just felt better than talking to you in person because I am a wuss like that. I guess there is no easy way of saying this, but I'm mving on.

Please don't get too upset, we were not a good match. I needed someone more instantaneous, who could respond to my needs rapidly, and I think we both know that isn't you.

You'd be much better off with someone who can deal with the wonderful way you always take an age to open on my phone.  All I will miss  is your highly customisable templates.

I'm glad this is done and we're going separate directions for good. I think you'll find someone special who won't demand so much of you. And hopefully this won't effect my relationship with your extended family, cos christ knows I friggin' love so much of what the Google clan do..

Hope all goes well,


PS. Please forward all my mail to Tumblr.
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